Patti Millionaire Matchmaker 5th Season Gates of Hell Opening

WHY?! does one see? does one see how Andyneequa Cohen punks me and is my co-archnemesis?! i do not even get twenty four hours to rejoice within the proven fact that i do not have to be compelled to watch lipgloss, black weave, and hamhock manlegs on my screen each we have a tendency toek! A FIFTH season? Really? What else will we have a tendency to presumably cover? Haven't we just about run the gamut on what this show is about?

And once a beautiful reader recognized yesterday that she's been tweeting up a storm regarding Miami, this gateway to the fifth dimension of Hades can most likely occur there, and we'll have to be compelled to watch Patti Stanger speak Spanglish and hate on Cuban folks. Ugh.

Can the Goth Twins even visit Miami? will not they soften if they see that abundant sun?

So thanks a pantload, Cohen. Another season of the Stinkdragon, simply what I perpetually wished.